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Title: The Dead Cow
Post by: 2Nutz on June 04, 2009, 11:19:39 PM
The Dead Cow and Vet School . .

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first Anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
Animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: olsplittoe on June 04, 2009, 11:22:17 PM
You might say that was a sh---y deal!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: Juandogg on June 04, 2009, 11:23:23 PM
I gotta try that  :twisted: ;D ;D and no not suckin the same one I put in
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: nOnAmE on June 05, 2009, 10:21:36 AM
 ;D Weeee!  I'd sue that bass terd. 8)
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: John Andrews on June 05, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
 :shock: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Should have paid attention, lesson #1!
The next day's test would be, "What did it taste like and what would you have done differently"? By today's standards, at least half the class would still fail the test.  ;D They would have to go back and taste it again. You know, homework.  :wink: ;D
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: 2Nutz on June 05, 2009, 04:45:19 PM
And thiswill be the generation running our country! :shock: :shock: :uglystupid2
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: Big58cal on June 05, 2009, 04:49:34 PM
And thiswill be the generation running our country! :shock: :shock: :uglystupid2

What are you talking about...................... IT ALREADY IS!!!  :shock: >:(
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: 2Nutz on June 05, 2009, 04:52:00 PM
I am still tryen to block it out of my mind BC! :shock:
Title: Re: The Dead Cow
Post by: bohicajuan on June 05, 2009, 09:26:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D O0