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Title: This is for Jen too!!!
Post by: 2Nutz on June 18, 2009, 12:33:18 PM
7 degrees of Blonde 

FIRST  DEGREE 
A married  couple were asleep  when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very  blonde  wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How  should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.   
The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I  don't  know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.'   

SECOND  DEGREE 
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror   
and says, 'H mm, this person looks familiar.'

The second  blonde says,  'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her  the  compact.

The second blonde looks in the mirror and   says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

THIRD  DEGREE 
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens  the 
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the  blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she  does so, she is
overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No,  honey, don't do it!!!' 

The blonde replies, 'Shut up,  you're next!' 

FOURTH  DEGREE 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says,  'Go ahead, ask me, .. I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK,  what's  the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh,   that's easy . it's W.'


 
FIFTH DEGREE 
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'

SIXTH  DEGREE 
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class.   The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi  pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That  was the  decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware  .'

SEVENTH  DEGREE 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at once and 
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, 
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. 

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde 
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do   
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'   
Title: Re: This is for Jen too!!!
Post by: John Andrews on June 19, 2009, 10:32:08 AM
 :roll: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Jen is gonna get even for this one!