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Title: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: bohicajuan on August 05, 2009, 10:31:35 PM
Shot my Black Widow and Kodiak Magnum the other day for the first time in over a year. I couldn't hit Sh** :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff

What's going on??

The only expaination is somebody here, snuck into my place and stole my bows and replaced them with exact copies. I plan on conducting an extensive investigation. I'm putiing ALL of you on a polygraph, and will get to the bottom of this.

I also think some of you have replaced my camo with smaller sizes when you swapped out my bows. My pant's feel more than a little snug and they were not like that when I last wore them in 2006.

So you can save yourselves a lot of grief by just coming clean and admiting your guilt. :D ;D :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: Big58cal on August 06, 2009, 10:00:25 AM
OK, I'll confess that I took your Black Widow.  :-\  I chopped the riser off of it and mounted the limbs to a spare gun stock I had.  O0 :twisted:


(http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww184/Big58cal/IMG_3691.jpg)


As for the camo, I didn't take it.  My camo would be too big for you (in the waist that is). :wink: ;D
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: John Andrews on August 06, 2009, 10:22:17 AM
It was the gremlins.  ;D
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: nOnAmE on August 06, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Shot my Black Widow and Kodiak Magnum the other day for the first time in over a year. I couldn't hit Sh** :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff

What's going on??

The only expaination is somebody here, snuck into my place and stole my bows and replaced them with exact copies. I plan on conducting an extensive investigation. I'm putiing ALL of you on a polygraph, and will get to the bottom of this.

I also think some of you have replaced my camo with smaller sizes when you swapped out my bows. My pant's feel more than a little snug and they were not like that when I last wore them in 2006.

So you can save yourselves a lot of grief by just coming clean and admiting your guilt. :D ;D :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:

Sounds like you need to blame time for stealing your youth, old man. :wink:
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: MOSPARKY on August 06, 2009, 09:21:16 PM
I didn't "steal" your dang camo. I just washed them in the hotest water I could get, just to shrink them down a bit. Now I'll be able to use them for a sleeping bag, instead of a tent. By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: Ks_Sniper on August 06, 2009, 09:46:49 PM
By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??

;D ;D ;D O0
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: Big58cal on August 06, 2009, 09:56:37 PM
By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??

Cover scent. O0  He hunts in the corner where a maple stand, wheat field, and sugar cane field all come together. O0 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: John Andrews on August 07, 2009, 10:36:59 AM
Cover scent. O0  He hunts in the corner where a maple stand, wheat field, and sugar cane field all come together. O0 ;D ;D ;D
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And the big coffee spots on the front are added camo and scent coverup.
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: MOSPARKY on August 07, 2009, 01:01:03 PM
 You might be on to something there, John. Ever notice deer seem to show up at the most inopertune moments. Pouring a cup of coffee or taking a "relief" break. Sometimes I think the smell of coffee or the sound of a zipper pulls them right in.
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: John Andrews on August 07, 2009, 01:53:26 PM
You might be on to something there, John. Ever notice deer seem to show up at the most inopertune moments. Pouring a cup of coffee or taking a "relief" break. Sometimes I think the smell of coffee or the sound of a zipper pulls them right in.
  ;D Never fails! taking a pee out of the boat always brings on a hit on your fishing pole, too.  ;D
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: Big58cal on August 07, 2009, 03:21:42 PM
  ;D Never fails! taking a pee out of the boat always brings on a hit on your fishing pole, too.  ;D

I....I....I really don't know how to take this........ ???  For John.........Pole...No. :roll:  Nub, shorty, worm, toothpick, etc. would have been more appropriate. :roll:
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: John Andrews on August 07, 2009, 04:24:04 PM
I....I....I really don't know how to take this........ ???  For John.........Pole...No. :roll:  Nub, shorty, worm, toothpick, etc. would have been more appropriate. :roll:
  :shock: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Somehow, I thought ***SOMEONE*** would pick up something like that!  :knuppel2
Title: Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
Post by: bohicajuan on August 07, 2009, 05:51:07 PM
I was taking a pee out the back of a boat once....

The fish jumped up and choked to death!!! :-P :-P :-P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Angelina was PI** OFF BIG TIME! :-P :twisted: :roll:

As far as maple frosted donuts go.....

I can't be bought, but for a box of maple frosted donuts.....

I can be rented for a few hours!! :D :D ;D ;D :twisted: :roll: