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Title: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: bohicajuan on January 20, 2010, 09:27:11 PM
I'm in favor of hunting raccoons inside a 2 acre highfence preserve with a mini-vulcan in 17hmr that fires 20,000 rounds a minute.

I'll be hunting from inside my Greyhound bus, with lazer sights, Q-beams of solar capacity, night vision goggles, sunglasses and Ralp Loren Polo shirts.

While not wearing any pants and lying in a bathtub full of Pace piquante sauce getting a facial from Lady Gaga, while I sing Cat Scratch Fever in Cambodian with a Swiss accent.

I'm going to shoot the coons in their left big toe and make them fight my dogs, although instead of dogs I'll have 35 million seahorses that will stampede on the raccoon causing him great emotional stress, requiring him to join group therapy and become a Scientologist with photo's of Tom Cruise on the walls of his tree house. He'll also be required to drive a Volvo and eat tofu twice a day.

After that I'll set fire to the highfence preserve and consign every living thing in it to a fiery death unless they shave their heads and have a picture of Michael Phelps, smoking a bong tattooed there.

So there!






Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: ellwoodjake on January 20, 2010, 10:29:28 PM
I'M IN!!! O0
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on January 21, 2010, 01:31:21 AM
I want what you are smoken! That is all Im sayen!!! O0 (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky099.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: John Andrews on January 21, 2010, 08:21:55 AM
Some of those imported cigars must have quite a kick!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: Big58cal on January 21, 2010, 11:02:18 AM
I'm in favor of hunting raccoons inside a 2 acre highfence preserve with a mini-vulcan in 17hmr that fires 20,000 rounds a minute.

I'll be hunting from inside my Greyhound bus, with lazer sights, Q-beams of solar capacity, night vision goggles, sunglasses and Ralp Loren Polo shirts.

While not wearing any pants and lying in a bathtub full of Pace piquante sauce getting a facial from Lady Gaga, while I sing Cat Scratch Fever in Cambodian with a Swiss accent.

I'm going to shoot the coons in their left big toe and make them fight my dogs, although instead of dogs I'll have 35 million seahorses that will stampede on the raccoon causing him great emotional stress, requiring him to join group therapy and become a Scientologist with photo's of Tom Cruise on the walls of his tree house. He'll also be required to drive a Volvo and eat tofu twice a day.

After that I'll set fire to the highfence preserve and consign every living thing in it to a fiery death unless they shave their heads and have a picture of Michael Phelps, smoking a bong tattooed there.

So there!








Yeah, so what's your point?  That kind of hunt is probably on everyone's wish list, isn't it?  ???
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: ray40cal on March 04, 2010, 04:13:47 AM
Some of those imported cigars must have quite a kick!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

nevermind lol
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: nOnAmE on March 04, 2010, 01:55:39 PM
That's all fine and dandy but there's one little problem...The seahorses will require an aquatic setting to effectively trample their victim.  A kiddie pool could work, depending on specie, but you might want to look into investing in a modest above-ground pool.
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on March 04, 2010, 02:32:44 PM
He will make do with that 12' water troth he got at Atwood's! O0 ;D
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: bohicajuan on March 05, 2010, 06:42:48 PM
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Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on March 05, 2010, 07:39:42 PM
Who's bringen the slip and slide? ??? ??? :shock:
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: John Andrews on March 06, 2010, 08:17:21 AM
Who's bringen the slip and slide? ??? ??? :shock:
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And Jello!
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: bohicajuan on March 08, 2010, 06:07:57 PM
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And Jello!

and a**less chaps!
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Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on March 09, 2010, 12:21:41 AM
Last I heard BC told them home with him after the midgets got done with Nick in the trunk! ??? ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: John Andrews on March 09, 2010, 09:44:38 AM
Last I heard BC told them home with him after the midgets got done with Nick in the trunk! ??? ;D ;D
Where are the midgets? Did BC dump them on some stree corner? Are they in his barn? Maybe in bo's closet?
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on March 09, 2010, 10:17:06 AM
BC is probly going to make em dress up like turkeys so he can practice his stalking skills, he so wants to be like John you know! :roll: ;D ;D
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: Big58cal on March 09, 2010, 01:01:13 PM
BC is probly going to make em dress up like turkeys so he can practice his stalking skills, he so wants to be like John you know! :roll: ;D ;D

Yeah, it's been my life's dream to be a gimped up old Indian.  :roll:
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: 2Nutz on March 09, 2010, 02:12:56 PM
John still has shillz you know. He takes his meds (viagra) :wink: on time, has regular bowel movments, and most of all he doesnt forget where he parked his patrol car most of the time. O0 :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: I'm Tired of Waiting! Bring It On!!
Post by: John Andrews on March 15, 2010, 09:56:49 AM
John still has shillz you know. He takes his meds (viagra) :wink: on time, has regular bowel movments, and most of all he doesnt forget where he parked his patrol car most of the time. O0 :roll: :roll:
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Yeah, it's been my life's dream to be a gimped up old Indian.  :roll:
Yeah?  :shock: :knuppel2 ;D  ;D ;D ;D