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Title: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on February 11, 2016, 09:47:30 AM
Been working on growing the "face fur" out for a few months.  My boss HATES it!  ;D   He's just going to have to deal with it though.

I had to go down to Knoxville for work at the end of October, so I trimmed it up a little then.  Since then though, it's been 'free-range'.  O0

The wife could care less.  ::)   It's warm though.  :) O0


Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: MOSPARKY on February 11, 2016, 12:26:47 PM
Gonna be a Lumberjack ? You need to keep it just to annoy the boss. I bet it bothers the wife too, but she knows better than to let you know.
 Wish I could grow one that full. I get a faux goute (won't fill in between beard and mustache), then I have to wear a gay-assed beard net. Not happening. Bad enough gotta wear the hair net.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on February 11, 2016, 12:46:14 PM
Bad enough gotta wear the hair net.


I bet you look like a lunch lady!  ;D

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Gonna be a Lumberjack ?


Nah, I just hate shaving. O0   Plus, it helps cover up the ugly, not to mention it's "camo" for when I'm hunting.  ;)
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: MOSPARKY on February 11, 2016, 02:07:14 PM
Oh it's worse than that. We don't get the fish net ones that blend in. We get the poofy white ones so all the customers can see. It's all about appearances. I AM NOT ABOUT APPEARANCES !! It isn't about health code. I would have no prob with that. My issue comes in when I can wear a hat in the back room with the unwrapped meat, but have to wear a hairnet on the sales floor ??? I guess it just looks PC. I do it cuz it's their policy and they are paying me to do it. My opinion is irrelevent.
 I just keep telling myself "not my circus, not my monkeys"
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on February 12, 2016, 06:10:41 AM
 ;D I will have to remember that line, MO!

  O0 Nice beard, BC! Keep it! Makes you look like the pioneer you are.

I do have to shave but don't have much for whiskers, naturally. There was a white in my woodpile.  :roll:
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on February 12, 2016, 09:48:03 AM
Can't be a Viking without the beard!  O0

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Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: bohicajuan on February 12, 2016, 10:04:02 PM
Can't be a Viking without the beard!  O0

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I've arrested people who look just like that photo. Everything from DUI to chasing mules!

You might notice that none of those Vikings have Dun-Lops Disease??!!

His belly has dun-lopped over his belt! ;D :twisted: :roll: :wink:

I don't have to grow beards or mustaches. You can't improve on perfection.  8) 8) 8) ;D :roll: :wink:
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on February 13, 2016, 05:45:46 AM
 ;D  O0 Well, yeah, can't improve on perfection, bo!
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on March 23, 2016, 10:22:57 AM
I've arrested people who look just like that photo. Everything from DUI to chasing mules!

You might notice that none of those Vikings have Dun-Lops Disease??!!

His belly has dun-lopped over his belt! ;D >:D ::) ;)

I don't have to grow beards or mustaches. You can't improve on perfection.  8) 8) 8) ;D ::) ;)

Yeah, I know.  ::)   Been working on that.  Why do you think that I've been out walking the woods so much?

I have to grow a beard to cover up the ugly.  You really don't want to see me without one.  :o   I make Frankenstein's Monster look like a Calvin Klein model.  ;D

Had to trim the beast up recently though.  :'(   It was getting a little out of control and starting to develop a mind of its own.  Not to mention with the weather getting warmer, it was starting to get a little too warm.  Getting ready to shave all of the hair off the top of my head though.  Who needs to pay for a hair cut?  Not when you've got a set of clippers and are too old to give a crap what anyone thinks.  ;D O0
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on March 24, 2016, 05:19:24 AM
Yeah, it comes to all of us, the gals no longer running their fingers through our hair.  :roll:

There is a pretty gal that runs her fingers through my hair but it is moot. She cuts my hair.  ;D
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on May 02, 2016, 01:12:33 PM
Heard a comedian the other day say something to the effect of, "God decided to take all of the hair off the top of my head and make it come out my ears and nose."  ;D ;D
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on May 02, 2016, 11:43:11 PM
 ;D  is that what happened?
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: MOSPARKY on May 03, 2016, 12:14:18 AM
Yeah those high school heath films didn't say anything about hair from the ears, or nose, eyebrow hairs that don't play well with others, ect. They need a whole new set of films on what to expect after 40.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on May 03, 2016, 05:20:47 AM
Yeah those high school heath films didn't say anything about hair from the ears, or nose, eyebrow hairs that don't play well with others, ect. They need a whole new set of films on what to expect after 40.
  ;D Yeah on that, MO!
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on May 03, 2016, 03:10:41 PM
;D  is that what happened?

Nope!  Still have all of the hair on my head.  O0   I was talking about you OLD FARTS!  ;D
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on May 04, 2016, 07:42:52 AM
Nope!  Still have all of the hair on my head.  O0   I was talking about you OLD FARTS!  ;D
  ;D Well, you have good grounds for that, BC! I still have a full head of hair but not able to grow a beard, of course. I doubt if you will ever see a bald Indian unless they shave their heads.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: MOSPARKY on May 04, 2016, 11:28:06 AM
I still got mine too, although the extra brain power is forcing the hair line back a bit  ;D. I can and do grow a short beard and mustache, just can't get the two to connect. I've heard there maybe an injun in the woodpile. That would account for the sparce facial hair and the full scalp.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: bohicajuan on May 04, 2016, 07:38:48 PM
I'd like to point out that I'm still totally gorgeous.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on May 05, 2016, 06:15:03 AM
I'd like to point out that I'm still totally gorgeous.
Yeah, I believe that, bo! I am still getting lots of calls, gals looking for you. I wonder who gave them MY Number as your contact point.  ??? ;D

Yeah, Mo. I bet there was an Indian in your woodpile.  O0

And as for BC, he has country gentry genes and would make a good Indian. That's a good mix, would be a rich Indian with an estate like BC's. Yep.
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: Big58cal on May 20, 2016, 12:39:07 PM
I'd like to point out that I'm still totally gorgeous.

Except for the bald spot and pot belly.  ;D

Actually John, I've got quite a bit of Indian in me.  O0   My grandfather's mother was full-blooded.  That would make me 1/8 Indian.  Reckon I could open a casino?  ;D
Title: Re: FEAR THE BEARD!
Post by: John Andrews on May 21, 2016, 08:22:53 AM
Except for the bald spot and pot belly.  ;D

Actually John, I've got quite a bit of Indian in me.  O0   My grandfather's mother was full-blooded.  That would make me 1/8 Indian.  Reckon I could open a casino?  ;D
  O0 Awesome news, BC! And yeah  you could open a casino and get even richer. Your gun collection building would cover 20 acres and your mule would have the its own barn. I heard you was considering naming your mule Crowbait.  ;D

I caught some catfish yesterday. When I gutted them they smelled like my old high school old maid rabid teacher I very much disliked. It was a mutual feeling and brought back memories. She must have been Hillary's mother.