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Hunting Main Board => Just Jawin At Camp => Topic started by: **Star** on August 15, 2006, 06:30:16 PM

Title: Nudist Camp
Post by: **Star** on August 15, 2006, 06:30:16 PM
>A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde
walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices
his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call me?" The man
replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me
explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
for me."
>Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on
a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
her.
>
>Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge,
hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for
me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" asks the newcomer. "It's a
rule that if you fart, it impl ies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
>
>The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she asks. The
man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you
can keep the
>$500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here
for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old. I only get an
erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!