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Title: 2008 Democratic National Convention
Post by: catfishsr on September 19, 2006, 11:03:52 PM
A friend managed to sneak a copy of the agenda for the Dem convention coming up...

6:00 PM - Opening flag burning ceremony

6:05 PM - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 PM - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand

6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:00 PM - Tribute theme to France

7:10 PM - Collect offerings for al-Zawahiri defense fund

7:25 PM - Tribute theme to Germany

7:45 PM - Anti-war rally (moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:30 PM - Terrorist appeasement workshop

9:00 PM - Gay marriage ceremony, male and female couples

9:30 PM - Intermission

10:00 PM - Posting the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 PM - Re-enactment of John Kerry's medal tossing

10:20 PM - Cameo by Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrrgh!"

10:30 PM - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast and a late night swim

10:50 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the UN

11:00 PM - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed, and same sex) Rep. Barney Frank (D., MA)

11:15 PM - Maximizing welfare workshop

11:30 PM - "Free Saddam!" pep rally.

11:59 PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:00 AM - Nomination of Democratic candidate for president.

(PS... Any chance we could get Ted to drive Hillary home from the convention?)
 
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Title: Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention
Post by: Mad River on September 20, 2006, 08:50:59 AM
Like that is supposed to be surprising? ;D :-X :'( :-\
Title: Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention
Post by: John Andrews on September 20, 2006, 11:04:39 AM
 ;D  ;D  ;D And that's just the first day!  ;D
Title: Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention
Post by: brad6841 on September 20, 2006, 11:38:11 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....this is supposed to be a joke........so much of it seemed so true...... >:( ;D
Title: Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention
Post by: bohicajuan on September 21, 2006, 12:46:20 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....this is supposed to be a joke........so much of it seemed so true...... >:( ;D

ALL OF IT SEEMED TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!