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Title: Diplomacy?????
Post by: catfishsr on October 28, 2006, 04:41:48 PM
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm
and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934 Bentley to
the edge of central London where they board a magnificent 17th century
carriage hitched to six magnificent white horses. They ride towards
Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is
going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth shattering fart and the smell was excruciating, both of them had
to use handkerchiefs over their noses.

The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replies: "Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought...   If you had not mentioned it,
I would have thought it was one of the horses."  :shock:
Title: Re: Diplomacy?????
Post by: John Andrews on October 28, 2006, 05:41:15 PM
  ;D  ;D  ;D Oh, THAT was GOOD!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Diplomacy?????
Post by: fuzztsimmers on October 31, 2006, 09:26:29 AM
It was okay not the kind of thing i usually find funny. But yea i liked it.