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Hunting Main Board => Just Jawin At Camp => Topic started by: catfishsr on October 28, 2006, 04:49:11 PM

Title: Kindergartners.
Post by: catfishsr on October 28, 2006, 04:49:11 PM
A class of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.   The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!   "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
 
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."   "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"
 
She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
 
She then asked little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.   ; "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
 
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the s*it."

Title: Re: Kindergartners.
Post by: John Andrews on October 28, 2006, 05:39:58 PM
 ;D  ;D  ;D Not baby talk!  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Kindergartners.
Post by: MOSPARKY on October 29, 2006, 01:47:08 AM
That'll learn her  ;D ;D ;D