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Title: A Letter from Home
Post by: Nuss on July 24, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
 Dearest Redneck Brother,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be
able to send you the address because the last West Virginiafamily that
lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to
change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down!

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Brother,

Billyjo Jimbob Jr.

 :uglystupid2 :D ;D

Title: Re: A Letter from Home
Post by: John Andrews on July 25, 2008, 01:48:31 AM
 :roll: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Letter from Home
Post by: Big58cal on July 25, 2008, 04:43:28 PM
I know some people around where I grew up that resemble that. :roll:
Title: Re: A Letter from Home
Post by: John Andrews on July 25, 2008, 05:09:41 PM
I know some people around where I grew up that resemble that. :roll:
;D ;D ;D They must have some close relatives that live close to here.
Title: Re: A Letter from Home
Post by: Morax on July 27, 2008, 12:19:55 PM
I know some people around where I grew up that resemble that. :roll:

didnt yer wife marry into that??

and just for a self sharp stick poke, i married into the family who took a inversion table out of the attic and strained thier back (for those who donno a inversion table is used for flipping you upside down to relive back pain)