December 11, 2017, 07:47:46 PM


Author Topic: What have you done that 99% of the people on this site can't say they have done?  (Read 4117 times)

Offline Big58cal

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I saw this on another site and thought it was pretty cool.  It's pretty interesting to see some of the wierd things people have done.  :crazy2 ;D

OK folks, let's hear it.  Keep it above the belt and out of the gutter though. O0
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Alrighty then!!! You asked for it, ^-^ I was at the sonic one night and made my order for a hamburger -tomatoes and union rings. The car hop came out with my order, and it had tomatoes on it. I hate tomatoes! Unless they are fried green! O0 Anyway I wanted to send it back and the gal gave me an attitude! So I was watchen this mouse wobbling around the crab, must have been full of rat poison. And I got out the car, went cross the stall and stepped on it. <a href="http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-in-Egypt/scuba-diving-in-egypt" title="scuba diving in egypt">scuba diving in egypt" border="0[/url]Pop is what you heard. ;D ;D I had a knapkin in my hand so I picked it up opened my hamburger and stuck it in.<a href="http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-in-Egypt/scuba-diving-in-egypt" title="scuba diving in egypt">scuba diving in egypt" border="0[/url] Then called her back out to pick up the raw burger! :shock: Smart a$$ had to look at it, she puked all the way back inside. O0 Top that one. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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That wasn't exactly what I meant. :roll:

OK, short bus time turkeynutz...................  Here are some examples from the other site.....

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lived in japan for four years

got super glue in my eye

been to japan, hawaii, alaska, and kentucky within 10 days

Rescue drunk college girls from stuck elevators. Just about every week.

I'm an Old Time Fiddle player with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. (rusty at both)

Appeared as an extra in "Coal Miner's Daughter"....

Recieved communion from Pope John Paul II at the Vatican on Easter Sunday.

Lived in South Korea for 5 years and also am doing life in the county jail 5 days at a time...

Shot a 62 in golf. Had four of a kind and got beat in a poker tournament. Turned around and hit a royal flush to win that thing.

Worked at a leather tannery picking up raw cow hides cover with maggots for $3..00 an hour

Was in two shows on the Outdoor Channel, and was on an airplane that got it's front wheels stuck in an ice bank during takeoff

Made $1.25 an hour falling off trains, out of windows, off roofs all while being shot with a Colt .45, Winchester 94 or sawed off shotgun by a Sheriff. So much for my life in show bizz!

I'd nearly place a good wager that I'm the only one thats proposed to my wife at the base of the eiffel tower in paris on new years eve, while very much drunk!

Caught the SAME redfish and blackdrum twice last Saturday on artifical.

Testified before Congress
Been published twice in a national magazine
Taken a trip in a private jet
Caught a 9' shark in an 18' Jon boat

I hit a homerrun off Brandon Webb of the Arizona Dbacks

Was a member of the Brigade that did the longest deployment to Iraq for Operation Iraqi Freedom (15 1/2months in Iraq) 20months including training up and demobilization...long ass time to be away from the states.

Driven drag cars in national events from Ala. To Great Lakes to eastern shore. Listen to my wife complain for 35 years

I got hit by a train at a railroad crossing and lived to tell about it

I had 3 fingers cut off in a hamburger grinder the day after I turned 18.

Restored a wild quail population to a 23,000 acre plantation. When I got there they were averaging 0.9 coveys per hour on hunts. When I left 3 years later, we were up to 4 coverys per hour. This past year they averaged 5.

I did research in Costa Rica on the abundance and diversity of bird species using habitat provided by gmelina plantations.


Get the idea??
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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The point is, has anyone else done that?  But seeing we are being P.C., I rode a small bull in Arlington rodeo when I was 14. Is that better?

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The first one was OK, but would have been a whole lot easier to read if you had just said you smashed a mouse, put it on a burger, and made a car-hop puke. O0 ;D




As for me.............. let's see...........

Had a stick jabbed up my nose while squirrel hunting & had to have surgery to have all of it removed.  :shock:

Created a new program for the KDFWR to teach kids at summer conservation camps some of the things involved with hunting.

Been State Chairman of KY for the IBEP (Internation Bowhunter Education Program).

Shot a fly off of the ceiling with a Nerf dart.  ;D O0

Had 3 compound bows "explode" on me while shooting (PSE = Pieces Scattered Everywhere)

Shot a hickory nut out of a squirrel's mouth.  ;D



That's about all I can think of right now.  Anyone else?
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Just remembered another good one.............  :twisted:


Made my girlfriend's (wife now) roommate in college puke when I belched and then blew the smell in her face.  ;D ;D ;D O0
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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I'm gonna like this thread. O0

I ate a sharpei.

I taught John Bobbit about God. :roll:

I captured a squirrel by grazing its head with a .22 CB short... on purpose.

I fired a 12ga shotgun shell off in my hand.

I've been shot in the eye by a 9mm rubber bullet.

I've dismembered a wasp by snapping it with a towel.

I rolled a car at 65mph in the Nevada desert (including ariel flips) and walked away with only a scratched hand.


I'll think of more later. O0
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I caught a coon bare handed.
I rolled my drag car at 135 mph. 7flips and walked away with just bruised ribs.
I have been stabbed in the back with a spear.
I have tore my ear half off with a spinnerbait.
I use to catch bumblebee's by the stringers. ;D
I have drank myself sober. O0
I have parachuted hornytoads off 110ft bridge.
I can hip shoot rabbits.
I have fell from treestands 3 times and lived.
I have tryed that rope thing they do in South America. where you tie the rope to your ankles and jump off something.
I have helped inbomb and dress dead peps.
Heres one that will not be topped! I have assembled casket sprays on the casket with the dead peps in em so as to match to exact floral pattern.

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Killed a raccoon with a mag light.... :knuppel2

Possum hunted with my bare hands.....

Trapped wild turkeys in S.C. to send to Texas.....

Caught and killed a rattle snake wearing flip flops.... ;D

Caught armidillo's in S.C. with my bare hands...

stay tuned....... ;D ;D

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Heres one that will not be topped! I have assembled casket sprays on the casket with the dead peps in em so as to match to exact floral pattern.

You'll have to explain that one.

It did remind me of another one though. I've seen what a man's head looks like after the coroner finishes his autopsy.
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