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Author Topic: What have you done that 99% of the people on this site can't say they have done?  (Read 4065 times)

Offline ray40cal

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I murdered a cottonmouth with a weed wacker

I got kicked out of jail during a weekend commitment

I got a GED and started college @ 16

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Offline Jenny

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I got a ticket while going to pay a ticket....in a different state

I have artificially inseminated a horse

I  shot a 12 ft  alligator with a crossbow, lol

I catch snakes regularly in the yard and relocate them so my hubby doesn't kill them
Jenny - Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a God. -Francis Bacon Sr.

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Oboy. Other than bullet holes in my hide because of being sniped, have done a lot of rattlesnake hunting, killed a charging bear, killed it close enough to poke it with my gun barrel, rode a cripple plane minus an engine to the ground, survived a couple of shootouts and one attack with a knife by a nutcase, captured a large male cotimundi with a capture stick, hand caught a big beaver and other wild critters including several crippled birds of prey, shot a rabid cat,  cow, and a rabid skunk that all attacked me, shook hands with a President (Carter), cleaned up hog guts and blood for a living for 8 years, survived a long fall off a cliff onto rocks and got all busted up, had to crawl across a big deep creek swollen with a heavy rain on a fallen tree across the creek and crawled over a half mile to the car. Had an aircraft turbo prop engine blow up close by me that shredded the concrete right beside me, escorted guys that had to pick up body parts of two guys that got blown up and stood guard to shoot scavengers that wanted to eat scattered body parts at night, built a large bladed knife that included building a lockblade into the handle of the same knife, was surrounded close by at night by bears without any gun, just a flashlight. Also, had a guy deliberately try to kill me by attempting to put his plane prop into me. He got some real prison time over that one.
Almost got blown up at work a couple of times. HE doesn't care who it blows up. 
Got charged by a deer, raised a coyote, a possum, and lots of squirrels and coons, and had a pet crow and 3 groundhogs for a while.

I had a wild coyote run right up to me and bark at me in the woods, was close enough for me to reach down and touch it. The critter then ran down over the hill and returned with another one to do the same thing. They stood there close by and barked at me. I had my issued pistol drawn but was sure the coyotes had pups nearby and just wanted me to leave. Finally, the coyotes left without any trouble.

Also got blasted off a dam and into a river. I can't swim worth a crap, was still knocked out and was rescued by one of my pals that swam out and pulled me back to shore in the wild current. I still don't know how he did it because it was almost pitch dark at night. He and two others were pretty close to the same blast.





 

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Offline ray40cal

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Mr. Andrews I think i found an old picture of you going to work




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Nah, here he is! O0

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Is that lamb fries? ??? ;D ;D

Offline Big58cal

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I believe that Ray may be trying to elude to the fact that our beloved Mr. Andrews has BALLS. ;D O0
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Just one! ;D ;D ;D ;D <a href="http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-in-Thailand/scuba-diving-in-thailand" title="scuba diving in Thailand">[img width= height= alt=scuba diving in Thailand" border="0]http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/motion.gif[/img][/url]

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I was a floral designer for several years. And one of my jobs was funeral flower

ok now who didnt see this one ??
when in doubt shoot twice

 


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