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Offline 2Nutz

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History Mystery
« on: June 11, 2009, 09:04:00 AM »
History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?       
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 10:40:11 AM »
OK thats creepy and funny at the same time  ???
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 12:22:29 PM »
Yeah, really strange!  :shock:
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 08:19:01 AM »
Is it all really true though? ???

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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »
Is it all really true though? ???

Well, since the rest of us are currently working to support you, why don't you check out the stats and see. O0  I mean, the rest of us (except TN & Morax) don't have the time to since we have to GO TO WORK.   ;D :wink: :roll: O0 :twisted: ;D
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 11:18:18 AM »
Well, since the rest of us are currently working to support you, why don't you check out the stats and see. O0  I mean, the rest of us (except TN & Morax) don't have the time to since we have to GO TO WORK.   ;D :wink: :roll: O0 :twisted: ;D
;D Aw you dirty rat.  I don't even get unemployment!
I don't have time to look all that stuff up either...I have a lot of video games that need to be played, a T.V. that needs to be watched and a bed that needs someone to nap in it. :twisted:

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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 12:37:09 PM »
All that stuff is starnge, and nOn........ thats today's youth :shock: :shock: :knuppel2
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 05:16:11 PM »
............ and nOn........ thats today's youth :shock: :shock: :knuppel2


His picture in his avatar says it all. 



NERD!!!
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 11:26:12 PM »
;D Aw you dirty rat.  I don't even get unemployment!
I don't have time to look all that stuff up either...I have a lot of video games that need to be played, a T.V. that needs to be watched and a bed that needs someone to nap in it. :twisted:

 I think I found a basic problem with your job hunt....
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Re: History Mystery
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2009, 07:26:34 AM »
I heard of some job openings in Bosina, mine detectors wanted. Must wear size 20 shoes. They run a permanent add in their newspapers.
Hey, those crab trawlers off the Alaskan coast are hiring for next season.  :shock: And so is the USMC.  :wink:
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