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Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« on: August 05, 2009, 10:31:35 PM »
Shot my Black Widow and Kodiak Magnum the other day for the first time in over a year. I couldn't hit Sh** :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff

What's going on??

The only expaination is somebody here, snuck into my place and stole my bows and replaced them with exact copies. I plan on conducting an extensive investigation. I'm putiing ALL of you on a polygraph, and will get to the bottom of this.

I also think some of you have replaced my camo with smaller sizes when you swapped out my bows. My pant's feel more than a little snug and they were not like that when I last wore them in 2006.

So you can save yourselves a lot of grief by just coming clean and admiting your guilt. :D ;D :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 10:00:25 AM »
OK, I'll confess that I took your Black Widow.  :-\  I chopped the riser off of it and mounted the limbs to a spare gun stock I had.  O0 :twisted:





As for the camo, I didn't take it.  My camo would be too big for you (in the waist that is). :wink: ;D
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Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 10:22:17 AM »
It was the gremlins.  ;D
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 05:13:38 PM »
Shot my Black Widow and Kodiak Magnum the other day for the first time in over a year. I couldn't hit Sh** :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff :tickedoff

What's going on??

The only expaination is somebody here, snuck into my place and stole my bows and replaced them with exact copies. I plan on conducting an extensive investigation. I'm putiing ALL of you on a polygraph, and will get to the bottom of this.

I also think some of you have replaced my camo with smaller sizes when you swapped out my bows. My pant's feel more than a little snug and they were not like that when I last wore them in 2006.

So you can save yourselves a lot of grief by just coming clean and admiting your guilt. :D ;D :roll: :roll: :twisted: :twisted:

Sounds like you need to blame time for stealing your youth, old man. :wink:

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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 09:21:16 PM »
I didn't "steal" your dang camo. I just washed them in the hotest water I could get, just to shrink them down a bit. Now I'll be able to use them for a sleeping bag, instead of a tent. By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 09:46:49 PM »
By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??

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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 09:56:37 PM »
By the way, why was there a maple glazed doughnut in each pocket ??

Cover scent. O0  He hunts in the corner where a maple stand, wheat field, and sugar cane field all come together. O0 ;D ;D ;D
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 10:36:59 AM »
Cover scent. O0  He hunts in the corner where a maple stand, wheat field, and sugar cane field all come together. O0 ;D ;D ;D
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D And the big coffee spots on the front are added camo and scent coverup.
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »
 You might be on to something there, John. Ever notice deer seem to show up at the most inopertune moments. Pouring a cup of coffee or taking a "relief" break. Sometimes I think the smell of coffee or the sound of a zipper pulls them right in.
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Re: Someone Stole My Bows and Replaced Them with Copies.....
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 01:53:26 PM »
You might be on to something there, John. Ever notice deer seem to show up at the most inopertune moments. Pouring a cup of coffee or taking a "relief" break. Sometimes I think the smell of coffee or the sound of a zipper pulls them right in.
  ;D Never fails! taking a pee out of the boat always brings on a hit on your fishing pole, too.  ;D
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