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You Want to Talk Mancard?
« on: June 23, 2010, 05:22:04 PM »
He lay face down in the desert sand,

Clutching a sixgun in his hand,

Shot from behind I thought he was dead,

But under his heart was an ounce of lead,

And a spark still burned so I used my knife,

And late that night I saved the life of Ringo.



I nursed him 'till the danger passed,

As days went by he mended fast,

And them fron dawn 'till setting sun he practiced with that deadly gun,

Hour and hour I watched in awe,

No human being could match the draw,

Of Ringo.


One day we rode the mountain crest,

I went east and he went west,

I took to law and wore a star while he spread terror near and far,

With lead and blood he gained such fame,

All through the west they feared the name of Ringo.



I knew someday I'd face the test,

Which one of us would be the best,

Sure enough word came down that he was hold up in a town,

I left the posse out in the street,

And I went in alone to meet,

Ringo.



They said my speed was next to none,

But my lightning draw had just begun,

When I heard a blast that stung my wrist,

The gun went flying from my fist,

And I was looking down the bore,

Of the deadly .44,

Of Ringo.



They say that was the only time that anyone had seen him smile,

He slowly lowered his gun and then he said to me,

We're even friend,

And so at last I understood,

That there was still a spark of good,

In Ringo.



I blocked the path of his retreat,

He turned and stepped into the street,

A dozen guns spit fire and lead,

A moment later,

He lay dead.



The crowd began to shout and cheer,

Nowhere was there shed of tear,

For Ringo.




The story spread throughout the land,

That I had beaten Ringo's hand,

And it was just the years they say that made me put my guns away,

But on his grave,

They can't explain,

The tarnished star,

Above the name,

Of Ringo.
To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 07:33:04 AM »
 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 Yep, that's a great song, bo!
A fast draw between ol' bo and Ringo would have been bad for Ringo!  :twisted: :buck2
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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 08:28:55 PM »
You will receive a LIFETIME SOLID GOLD MANCARD if you can remember WHO recorded that song and made it famous.

Any REAL MAN would know the answer to this.
To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 10:07:16 AM »
Lorne Greene sang that song.  O0
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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 06:29:16 PM »
Lorne Greene sang that song.  O0

You got!!

You are a REAL man and your mancard can NEVER be revoked!
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To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 08:14:02 AM »
Hey, thanks, bo!  :) Takes one to know one!
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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2010, 11:33:42 AM »
So ya asked yer squaw huh
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2010, 10:53:55 AM »
So ya asked yer squaw huh
  :knuppel2 :knuppel2 :knuppel2 :knuppel2  ;D. PBS let ya in the house yet? Pretty damp sleeping with the hounds out back?  ;D 
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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2010, 11:52:08 AM »
  :knuppel2 :knuppel2 :knuppel2 :knuppel2  ;D. PBS let ya in the house yet? Pretty damp sleeping with the hounds out back?  ;D 

It's PBH there old Injun. :roll:
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Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: You Want to Talk Mancard?
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2010, 12:26:41 PM »
It's PBH there old Injun. :roll:
  :roll: ;D OOOoops! Was just starting on my second cup of java.
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