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Offline 2Nutz

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GOD Is Busy
« on: July 20, 2010, 01:53:27 AM »

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments.. He had completed missions in Iraq
& Afghanistan . One of the courses he had a professor
who was an avowed atheist & a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a
pin drop.

Ten minutes went by & the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor & cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat

and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked & stunned

& sat there looking on in silence.....


The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with
you? 'Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was busy today protecting
American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff & act like an idiot. So He sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!  O0 O0
Still killen and grillen!!!

Offline ray40cal

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Re: GOD Is Busy
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 03:07:26 AM »
God is awesome. He is my idol.
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