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Offline bohicajuan

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 05:47:18 PM »
What can I say??

It's all kind of a blur. There was this really hot girl from St. Paul with long blond hair and two extremely large........

She wanted to take a ride on Space Mountain....

She said she'd spend the night if I could make it snow in the Key's. So I drank about a fifth of Patron and about a fifth of Jager Meister, then things get kinda' fuzzy.

I remember sneaking into Boca Chica Naval Airstation and taking off in one of their AH-60's. I've never flown one before and I realized I wasn't in the air but was on Highway #1 heading north to Miami. I vaguely recall a Coast Guard cutter ordering me to stop and I THINk I mooned them but can't be sure.

Anyway, next thing I remember I'm on a lawn tractor and it feels REALLY windy. Then I passed out again and when I woke up I was naked except for an ascot and I was in the parking lot of the Boog Powel Marina on Islamorada in a kiddie pool filled with lime green jell-o and the blond. I hope I had a good time.

I still have a weird taste in my mouth and there's a big red spot next to my.....
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To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 10:49:17 PM »
What can I say??

It's all kind of a blur. There was this really hot girl from St. Paul with long blond hair and two extremely large testicles.

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I still have a weird taste in my mouth and there's a big red spot next to my.....
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Offline bohicajuan

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2010, 04:59:12 PM »
No ray, it's YOU that has a taste for testicals.

They serve them up to boys like you in the slammer all the time.
To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

Offline ray40cal

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2010, 07:58:28 PM »
My testicles are large enough to be used as a shield to prevent such an assault. They're also made of phone books and kevlar.
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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2010, 10:56:31 PM »
Hell Ray, that one midget hooker of Nick's said their like rocks in socks man! :shock: ;D ;D ;D ;D
Still killen and grillen!!!

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 01:30:12 AM »
Hookers use rocks as slang for diamonds.
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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 09:20:33 AM »
Well then you better get to the doc's to get that checked out! :shock: Cant be a good thing then! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Still killen and grillen!!!

Offline ray40cal

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Re: just saw on the news
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 01:59:36 AM »
I might pawn them for beer money
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