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Went to My Club on Saturday..
« on: August 16, 2010, 06:05:45 PM »
Just went down to do a little scouting and got there and found one other member and his friend who had just joined this year. They were doing the samething I was but they had brought there son's with them.

It was hot, muggy, sticky but those kids were running around like Atilla's Hoarde after conquering Constantinople.

This caused an epihaney to which I felt compelled to share with you.

The county I hunt in does not allow dogs, so why not take a bunch of these hyper kids, give them some Red Bull and turn them loose on one side of the property and let them run to the other.

When they get to the other side, we let them rest and play video games while drinking more Red Bull or ANY energy drink will suffice. After a couple of hours we let them loose and they run back the other way chasing the deer as they go.

It would move the deer and give the kids plenty of exercise.

I personally think this is a great idea.

I'm hoping it will win me a Noble Prize!!!

It shows what a far thinking caring soul and humanitarian I am.
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Re: Went to My Club on Saturday..
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 08:35:01 PM »
My wife makes the energy drinks, so I'll supply them and one dog .....err..... boy.  O0

She just got done making some kind of energy "shooter" (1 oz. shot) for the RealTree guys.  O0  They're going to package it in what looks like a shotgun shell.  ;D  Give each one of the kids 2-3 of those things and they'll outrun the deer!  :shock:
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: Went to My Club on Saturday..
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 09:30:30 PM »
I love it!! I love it!!! I smell some serious money to be made here!!!

Think of the books, tv shows and dvd's to sell?!

Then it's off to Costa Rica to retire with my stable of midget/porn star/wrestling/stripers to keep me happy at the Hacienda of Love!!!!!

DON'T TELL NICK THOUGH!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Went to My Club on Saturday..
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 07:10:02 AM »
The county I hunt in does not allow dogs, so why not take a bunch of these hyper kids, give them some Red Bull and turn them loose on one side of the property and let them run to the other.

When they get to the other side, we let them rest and play video games while drinking more Red Bull or ANY energy drink will suffice. After a couple of hours we let them loose and they run back the other way chasing the deer as they go.
The only problem with most energy drinks is the insulin rush that follows shortly after consuming, due to the copious amount of sugar contained within.
Might I suggest Yellow Jacket fat burning weight loss supplement instead.
One of those spam bots' links may even have a good deal on some. :wink:

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Re: Went to My Club on Saturday..
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2010, 11:39:31 AM »
Great ideas, bo!

BC, I think your wife is onto something that should really take off. If I remember correctly, didn't you tell me your wife's mixture is sugar free?
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Re: Went to My Club on Saturday..
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2010, 12:44:42 PM »
Great ideas, bo!

BC, I think your wife is onto something that should really take off. If I remember correctly, didn't you tell me your wife's mixture is sugar free?

Some of the stuff is, some isn't.  Just depends upon what the customer wants.  :wink:
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

 


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