Signature line or not, our own Injun 
would give you a good can of whoop ass if it came down to it. 
Yesterday my Lt sent a fellow officer and me to a commercial gate to process a truck into the installation. It was about 100F and we just wanted to get the detail completed and go about our patrols.
In the guard shack, the truck driver saw our sidearms and asked, "Are those real guns"?
His questions got more interesting as we processed his entry. He asked if the job payed well. I told him we were earning $40 per hour,it being a floating holiday and I worked a 10 hour shift. He was also flabbergasted when he received our reply as to the size of the installation.
He asked other questions and was amazed with our answers. I then figured we should have some fun with the guy when he asked about hiring requirements.
He was overweight and had a big potbelly, not conductive to being hired. I don't think his age was a problem, but it was easy to see he wasn't going to be hired if he applied. The requirements are pretty tough, running a mile and a half, pushups, situps, and other requirements of the final hiring process. Then there are the usual experience and formal training and education requirements.
By the time the fella was finished questioning us about the requirments, he figured he would have to be a genius level Ninja Seal to even apply for the job.
Yes, I did tell him we were joking about some of the requirements.
Yes, he was convinced even old pokerfaced Indians have a sense of humor.
