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Offline Doe Belly

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Women n' ducks?
« on: December 08, 2003, 02:58:42 PM »
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't
step on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along
comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them
together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another
extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
eyes  on. He was very tall, muscular, and lean with long eyelashes.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman
remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"   :roll:

Offline Big58cal

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Women n' ducks?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2003, 08:35:14 PM »
I'd heard this before.  Ain't it the truth!!!! :D
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Offline Jen

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Women n' ducks?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2003, 03:02:06 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:   That's bad!!!!! hehehe
Jen :wink:


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