Really ?? Here about 6 or 7 weeks ago the moon went black !! You gonna say you had nuthin' to do with that ? Not one of your coons in space experiments ??
Yeah on that, MO! Yes, I did experiments with rifle and ammo and one brand proved to be the problem.
We know all about Juandogg's experiments with backyard explosions and rocket launches. There are coon and monkeys now living on the moon and Mars, thanks to Juandogg. Calles from NASA are not returned because Juandogg is busy with more experiments and his hayburners.
As we speak, Juandogg has rockets already in deep space travelling many times beyond lightspeed to their next colony destination. The last mission was launched as a result of another trash fire in his back 40. Juandog had not even pushed his launch button when the silver missile was launched. His eyebrows and beard got singed as a result of that launch. He and I live more or less at opposite corners of the state and I still heard that launch and felt the ground shake.
NASA's requests for Juandogg's process of burning trashpile launchings are ignored, as I said. All Juandogg says is, you need enough gasoline to get a good trash fire going.
Another thing, I hope Juandogg's lovely wife gets him a .17 HMR for Christmas. He likes to coon hunt with a HMR.

Juandogg mentioned AB's beautiful wife but I have to say Juandogg has done mighty fine, too.