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Offline Gutpiles

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You might be a redneck....
« on: January 29, 2004, 12:51:43 PM »
>> > Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
>> >
>> > Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
>> >
>> > You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
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>> > You have a relative living in your garage.
>> >
>> > Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
>> >
>> > There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
>> >
>> > You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
>> >
>> > None of the tires on your van are the same size.
>> >
>> > You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on
>>it.
>> >
>> > Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
>> >
>> > Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
>> >
>> > Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
>> >
>> > Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
>> >
>> > You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
>> >
>> > Starting your car involves popping the hood.
>> >
>> > Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
>> >
>> > You whistle at women in church.
>> >
>> > You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
>> >
>> > You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.  
>> >
>> > You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can
>>reach the  kids in the back-seat.
>> >
>> > You think people who have cell phones and e-mail are uppity.

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2004, 06:37:06 PM »
LOLOLOLOL  I prolly have some relatives like that! hahahahahahahaha

Jen :wink:

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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2004, 09:23:59 PM »
And your point would be???

OK, I confess.  Where's the next RNA meeting (Rednecks Anonymous)?  I'm sure I need to go.  From the way it sounds, both me and the boy will be there!  Even if he's only 2 years old, is that that too young for him to be classified as a "redneck"? :?:  :D   Hope not.......After all, he's MY BOY!!!!!!! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2004, 02:43:15 AM »
:lol: Those were good :!:  =D>
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2004, 11:40:37 PM »
Yep....you  must know my ex husband..... :wink:

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2004, 09:45:42 PM »
GUT
 
 in riedsville ga. there is a place that has a garage ,laundry ,beauty salon , bar  and a gun shop all in 1 building . talk about red neck things .you can get your oil changed your wifes hair done have wife do laundry while you shop for a new gun then take wife to bar to celabrate your new gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D  :D
NONE STAND AS TALL AS THE PERSON WHO BENDS OVER TO HELP A CHILD.

 


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