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Offline MI_Yankee

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Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« on: November 05, 2005, 05:30:27 PM »
November 15th starts the firearms season in Michigan.  Hoping this will be a better year.  Last year's opener went something like this...


1:00 am - Alarm clock rings.

2:00 am - Hunting partner arrives - drags you out of bed.

3 am - Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pickup.

3:05 am - Leave for the deep woods.

3:15 am - Return home, pick up gun.

3:30 am - Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight.

4 am - Set up camp - forgot the tent.

4:30 am - Head into the woods.

6:05 am - See eight deer.

6:06 am - Take aim, squeeze trigger.

6:07 am - ‘’Click’’.

6:08 am - Load gun while watching deer go over the hill.

8 am - Head back to camp.

9 am - Still looking for camp.

10 am - Realize you don’t know where camp is.

Noon - Fire gun for help - eat wild berries.

12:15 pm - Ran out of bullets - eight deer come back.

12:20 pm - Strange feeling in stomach.

12:30 pm - Realize you ate poison berries.

12:45 pm - Rescued.

12:55 pm - Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.

3 pm - Arrive back in camp.

3:30 pm - leave camp to kill deer.

4 pm - Return to camp for bullets.

4:01 pm - Load gun - leave camp again.

5 pm - Empty gun on annoying squirrel.

6 pm - Arrive at camp — see deer grazing in camp.

6:01 pm - Load gun.

6:02 pm - Fire gun.

6:03 pm - One dead pickup truck.

6:05 pm - Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer.

6:06 pm - Repress strong desire to shoot partner.

6:07 pm - Fall into fire.

6:10 pm - Change clothes - throw burned ones into fire.

6:15 pm - Take pickup - leave partner and his deer in the woods.

6:25 pm - Pickup boils over - hole shot in block.

6:26 pm - Start walking.

6:30 pm - Stumble and fall - drop gun in the mud.

6:35 pm - Meet bear.

6:36 pm - Take aim.

6:37 pm - Fire gun - blow up barrel plugged with mud.

6:38 pm - Make mess in pants.

6:39 pm - Climb tree.

9 pm - Bear departs - wrap gun around tree.

Midnight - Home at last.

Next day - Watch football game on TV while slowly tearing hunting license into little pieces.  

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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2005, 09:35:47 AM »
 ;D ;D ;DWhat a hunt! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2005, 08:53:12 AM »
 ??? ??? ??? I hope that was Fiction  ??? ??? ???
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2005, 09:25:29 AM »
LOL!  Yes, it was fiction.   :)

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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2005, 02:57:36 PM »
Stomach hurting now, thanks for the luagh.  ;D  ;D  ;D  :D
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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2005, 09:43:24 PM »
Hope I never have a hunt that goes that bad.lol

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Re: Aah yes, memories of the firearms opener...
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2005, 12:36:42 AM »
Did you say that you were from Kentucky!! it hapens all the time over there
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