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Re: what if.....
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2006, 10:11:06 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D O0Those are great! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2006, 05:30:53 PM »
my granny can kick yer grannys....  gotta listen to this one for what she says at the end.... bless the older generation!!
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2006, 08:34:25 PM »
my granny can kick yer grannys....  gotta listen to this one for what she says at the end.... bless the older generation!!
http://www.break.com/index/grannymachinegun.html


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Re: what if.....
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2006, 09:26:57 PM »
Shoot him in the Toodles, huh???  Keep old granny away from me!!!!! :shock:
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Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2006, 12:01:50 PM »
A Peek Into The Future
 
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
 
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
 
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
 
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
 
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
 
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
 
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
 
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
 
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
 
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
 
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
 
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
 
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
 
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
 
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions
to campaign accounts.
 
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
 
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2006, 12:59:23 AM »
heres a wat if... wat if i got to poke morax with the stick for once  :-P
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2006, 02:20:36 AM »
 ;D ;D ;DThese are getting better and better!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2006, 06:22:11 PM »
ok i gotta put this in here...   jeffalaska... the wife wants to know how long it took you to train the deer to write your name in the snow, this was after she asked if you accually did it yourself, then she seen the deer prints.. i couldnt think of a smartas* comment to reply before she jumped into the showers for work, so.......  also she wants to know when she should be expecting her pet fox from you to be sent?  hey Dr. John.. what i wanna know from you is, you said your wife was a little person too, (5'2 i believe you said, this one is 5'3) is why is it the little ones are such a dang handfull??
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Re: what if.....
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2006, 08:48:56 PM »
What if?
Maybe we would all slow down.
We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the coarse of history.

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Re: what if.....
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2006, 11:55:27 AM »
Handguns vs. Women
Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun
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