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How Smart are U ???
« on: May 26, 2006, 11:27:05 PM »
Your professional constituents (who think they are smart) should take
this test

Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.



The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question:



1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





























The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.












2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
















































Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator?







Wrong Answer.







Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?























































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.




Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.










4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?































































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.







According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the

theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.




Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.




PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.



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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 03:26:47 PM »
 im's not's as smartss a's mee's thouhgtsits was.  do us rednecks get a handi-cap
they say i'm not that smart for a redneck ( old dixie land old dixie land how i love my dixie land )

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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2006, 08:42:06 PM »
Great quiz! We don't have to admit to our scores. :wink:
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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2006, 09:58:48 PM »
Great quiz! We don't have to admit to our scores. :wink:

No we dont John

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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 12:04:07 AM »
I'll admit that when I first heard this one, I only got the last question right. :roll:
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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 05:08:18 PM »
none for me.
they say i'm not that smart for a redneck ( old dixie land old dixie land how i love my dixie land )

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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 06:50:36 AM »
I would have done better than a four year old if we had to color inside the lines...
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Re: How Smart are U ???
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 09:25:59 AM »
Heard that one before and like KS_Sniper the first time I heard it I only got one or 2 right.    ???
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