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Offline John Andrews

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Re: new joke before i got nuts
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 02:18:49 PM »
I stopped some fellas that were stuck up against the border fence at the installation where I work. It was almost midnight and all the deer had emptied out of the field where the fellas were spotlighting on our property.  When they spotted me close to them, they quickly but too lately turned off their spotlights. I recoginzed one of them as a well known poacher. I asked them what they were up to. After some stuttering around, they said they were searching for their coon dogs. The 4 highpower rifles in the back of the truck didn't fit any pre-season dog running, and I told them so. Speak about squirming! They were a sorry looking lot and appeared in sorry shape and in need of some meat. I told them to be careful where they were shooting, and stop spotlighting on my turf. They had a leg sized stick they had run over and it was speared through their front driver's side fender and jammed at an upwards angle into their tire, preventing them from being able to back up. Their front bumper was up against another fence and corner post, trapping them. They couldn't have taken off in the truck if their lives depended on it. Dumb  :D on dumb, truck trapped and stuck, and they are in the bed of the pickup, spotlighting! :roll:  ;D The one known poacher was recently busted for poaching on our installation. He has to pay thousands of dollars in fines, some jail time, and do community service. Guess what the community service he has to do. He has to appear at our hunter safety meetings at our installation and give a speech and a question and answer session for many meetings to come!  :twisted:
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Re: new joke before i got nuts
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2006, 05:20:14 PM »
John, situations like that may be funny, but I only wish the poachers had their rifles loaded. Woulda given ya a reason to take em in. >:( What sickens me is that when it comes to ARA, they only portray the poachers to the public... I may hold a grudge against activists of all sorts, but poachers come in a close second. >:(
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