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Offline Nuss

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Zen for Serious People
« on: September 12, 2006, 11:22:32 PM »
   
    ZEN FOR SERIOUS PEOPLE         :wink:


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9. Remember, half the people you know are below Average.

10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise My hand...

23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the  wrong lane.

27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her   friends?

30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would fall off.

38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 
May your campfires burn bright and all of your arrows fly true.

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 11:50:18 AM »
How in the name of all that is good and holy is that list considered Zen? ???

Zen is being in a relaxed state of mind and being in a relaxed environment. :-X

That list of crap put me in a Less Than Zen State of Mind, like that's unusual. :)
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 12:01:10 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D Nuss, those are great!  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 09:21:17 PM »


 
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Zen is being in a relaxed state of mind and being in a relaxed environment.

  Relaxed state of mind, I like that.  Sure would have been nice to know about Zen growing up, Mom and Dad just told everybody I was " sloooooooooow"  ;D

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 12:15:47 AM »
 How about " My Thoughts from a Treestand" since the Zen thing does not work?
 
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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 09:10:45 AM »
The purpose to being in the treestand is to get thoughts like those out of your head. O0
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 05:35:04 PM »
If someone has the #333, is he just half evil?

What happens if your anger management class pi**** you off?

A beer gut helps protect rock hard abs.

If a man has everything, where does he keep it?

To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 05:36:50 PM »
thats good  :D

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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 10:34:01 PM »
 This fall Mad will be in his treestand, just about sun rise and some of these thoughts that we have posted will be remembered.
 You don't have to thank us now, you can wait till this fall.  O0
 
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Re: Zen for Serious People
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 08:34:28 AM »
This fall Mad will be in his treestand, just about sun rise and some of these thoughts that we have posted will be remembered.
 You don't have to thank us now, you can wait till this fall.  O0
 
 Tim

I was thinking the exact same thing when I read the post, which may be a good deviation from my thoughts of...

Fishing Trips I can't afford
Hunting Trips I can't afford
Trucks I can't afford
Log Cabins I can't afford

Those and the normal thoughts of...

Where are the deer
Why is it so darn cold
Why isn't 1000 grams of Thinsulate warmer
Why am I doing this
Should I stay or should I move
The weather man couldn't have been more wrong
Why are there so many squirrels around in deer season
Why is an acorn an acorn and not an oak nut
Do pine nuts come from pine trees
Was that poison ivy
It would be cool to see a bear
Why don't more women hunt
Why is that idiot peeing there
How sharp is sharp enough
Hope I don't need to poop any time soon
How fast could a beaver chew through this tree
What does Chipmunk taste like (Chicken I assume)
Why isn't there a Chipmunk Season
If I could only drink one kind of beer, what would it be
I shouldn't have had so much coffee
Etc. etc. etc....
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

 


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