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Offline catfishsr

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OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« on: September 19, 2006, 11:13:38 PM »
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"

My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver
and I've just killed the old cow-

The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
NONE STAND AS TALL AS THE PERSON WHO BENDS OVER TO HELP A CHILD.

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Re: OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2006, 08:47:41 AM »
Most excellent. ;D ;D ;D
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2006, 09:44:09 AM »
Wow I didnt know John had twin daughters me and AB are defintly going hunting with him now :twisted: O0
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2006, 11:00:07 AM »
Wow I didnt know John had twin daughters me and AB are defintly going hunting with him now :twisted: O0
;D  ;D  ;D I see you rascals are right back in form!  ;D  ;D  ;D Actually, I have one young beautiful daughter, but she's married to a millionaire. No kidding. I don't think she's shopping for a new husband, seeing as how she claims she's just getting him trained.  :wink: CF, the cow joke is great!  O0  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2006, 11:43:51 AM »
I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow-

Never has a more beautiful sentence been uttered (no pun intended)..... ;D
« Last Edit: September 21, 2006, 07:41:30 AM by brad6841 »
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Re: OLD JOHN ANDREWS NEIGHBORS COW
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2006, 12:44:45 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
To you gutless cowards and scumbags, who are trying to lie and rewrite history. To those out to commit genocide on the Southern people with your destruction of Confederate monuments and your attacks on Southern heritage and pride. Be happy for now. Because someday when that civil war you wanted starts. I will find you. And I will kill you.

 


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