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Lawyer and the cop
« on: October 01, 2006, 02:23:35 AM »
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop; that' s the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration, and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer and says,










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"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 05:32:03 AM »
LOL um, how about just slowing down, cause when Rodney King said "Stop!" they sped up...
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 06:33:31 AM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D That was good, CF! Orion, that was good, too!  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2006, 01:12:45 PM »
i thought that was when they started kicking him?!? wow how long ago was that fiasco anyway?
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2006, 08:36:36 PM »
Dunno, but if he would have just said slow down he woulda been better off.
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2006, 01:45:59 AM »
If you only KNEW how much I'd LOVE to do that to a lawyer!
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2006, 07:49:10 AM »
If you only KNEW how much I'd LOVE to do that to a lawyer!

My exwife's divorce lawyer especially, theres no slowing down or stopping... kick his ass all the way to judgement day.
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2006, 08:54:54 AM »
If you only KNEW how much I'd LOVE to do that to a lawyer!

My exwife's divorce lawyer especially, theres no slowing down or stopping... kick his ass all the way to judgement day.

i gave my exs lawyer a handshake cause he was such a idiot.. my att. ripped him a new one... word to the wise guys, get a female lawyer when you can they are vicious!!!!
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Re: Lawyer and the cop
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2006, 11:48:04 AM »
YEP, and they call women the weaker sex ;D

 


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