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Old but good!
« on: October 14, 2006, 08:32:38 PM »
Now if any of you remember Jerry Clowers, this will be familar.


A bunch of guys got together to do some coon hunting. All of them showed up with them $1000 coon dogs, all but one! The one guy showed up with a monkey in a backpack! They asked him what the monkey was for? He told them "you'll see as soon as them dogs of yours tree a coon" After hunting only a few minuets the dogs treed a coon. The guy let the monkey out of the backpack and to their surprise the monkey was carrying a pistol. The monkey went to the tree where the dogs where barking, climbed up the tree and shot the coon! The monkey came back down the tree and got back in the backpack! The guys could believe what they just seen, they thought that monkey was the greatest thing they had ever seen.

As the hunt went on every time the dogs would tree the monkey would climb the tree and shoot the coon. After several hours of hunting they heard one dog over the hill barking. They went to investigate, they found one dog barking at a tree and the rest of the dogs standing and watching him! This puzzled the men why only one dog was barking. So the guy released the monkey, the monkey climbed the tree and after about 5mins the monkey came back down the tree and shot the dog!

The owner of the dog couldnt believe it, "Your monkey just shot my dog!" the guy screamed. The owner of the monkey said, "Sorry, the only thing that monkey hates more then a coon is a lying coon dog!"

« Last Edit: October 14, 2006, 08:35:58 PM by rifle-man »
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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 08:37:50 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D Smart monkey!  O0  :twisted: Plott ought to like this joke!  O0
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 08:39:43 PM »
Poke Poke  :twisted:
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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 10:55:21 PM »
gotta get me a pack of them expect they'd shoot all my lyin hounds :twisted:
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2006, 02:08:00 AM »
Another Jerry Clower Classic:

Marcel Ledbetter owned the smartest coon dogs in the county. A man from a hunting magazine heard about this and asked if he could go out and watch his dogs.

On that night; Marcel let loose his dogs and right off the bat were on a hot scent.

The reporter listened as the dogs bawled as they chased the coon. They could hear the dogs very well, but the reporter still couldn't say these dogs were any smarter than others he'd heard.

As the dogs running through the woods barking away, got closer they all at once stopped barking; after a few minutes the barking started again.

Perplexed, the reporter turned to Marcel and said...

What made your dogs quit barking and then start up again a little further down?

Marcel turned to the reporter and said......They were on posted property.
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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 07:48:44 AM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D That was good!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2006, 11:40:18 AM »
Jerry Clower is the man when it comes to coon huntin stories that guy cracks me up  O0
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: Old but good!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2006, 06:14:12 PM »
Bohica  O0 O0 O0
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