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Offline fuzztsimmers

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Pulled over
« on: October 31, 2006, 11:34:31 PM »
An older lady got pulled over by the cops. When the officer asked to see her license she said " i dont have one i lost it for drunk driving." then he asked for her registration. To this she replied. " i dont know where it is in this car i stole it." Then he asked who the owner was. She said " i dont know i didn't ask before i killed him then choped him to bits and put him in the trunk. To this he called for backup. Well a short time later the cheif of police asked if he could see her licens. She imidiatly gave it to him. Then He asked for her registration. This was also provided. When he asked to look in the trunk there was just a spare tire. After this she asked. " why did you want to see in the trunk. To which he said " the officer said you had lost your license for drunk drive and stole this car and murdered the owner and place his body in the trunk. She looked shocked and said " And i bet that lying Bas***d said i was speeding to?!"
I don't have bad english you just don't listen.

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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 11:45:41 PM »
I'll have to try that next time I get pulled over  IF it happens I mean :twisted:
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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2006, 01:08:47 AM »
  ;D  ;D  ;D Worked for her!  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2006, 02:12:51 PM »
Nice I really should have thought on the last speeding ticket.
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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 02:29:13 AM »
Hey, Marlin's back, too!  O0 Where you been, rascal?
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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 08:32:20 AM »
Hey, Marlin's back, too!  O0 Where you been, rascal?

He's been here, just lurking around like the creepy old guy at the singles bar. ???
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