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The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« on: April 19, 2007, 11:36:50 AM »
The  Old Man and the Marine
 
One sunny day in 2008, an old Man approached the White House from Pennsylvania Avenue, where he had been sitting  on a park bench.He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said,"I  would like to go in and speak with President Hillary Clinton." The  Marine replied,"Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not president and does not  reside here." The old man said,"Okay," and walked away.The following  day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the same  Marine,"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary  Clinton," The Marine again told the man,"Sir, as said yesterday,  Mrs. Clinton is not the president and does not reside here. The old  man thanked him again and walked away.The next day, the same man approached the same marine and said,"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.: The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third  day in a row you have been asking to speak with Mrs. Clinton. I've  told you that Mrs. Clinton is not the president and doesn't reside  here. Don't you understand?"The old man replied,"Oh, I understand  you fine, I just love hearing the answer!"The Marine snapped to  attention, saluted and said,"See you  tomorrow."

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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 12:15:38 PM »
heard this one before but still a good chuckle..
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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 02:07:10 PM »
That's pretty funny. ;D ;D O0
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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 03:14:46 PM »
:-\ I just hope it never becomes a fact. :-\
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 03:51:17 PM »
what that she is not in office. Nah you cant mean that  :twisted: :'(
I don't have bad english you just don't listen.

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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 10:19:01 PM »
I hope you misunderstood Mad. ??? You cant really want her in office ? :'(
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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 10:21:29 PM »
I hope you misunderstood Mad. ??? You cant really want her in office ? :'(

If she does you can say goodbye to cigars  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2007, 02:05:52 AM »
That was good, BT!  O0  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2007, 10:09:18 AM »
I hope you misunderstood Mad. ??? You cant really want her in office ? :'(

To clear up the confusion...

I hope she never gets elected to the Oval Office.
I have long know that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

I see you're playing stupid again...  looks like you're winning too.

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Re: The Old Man and the Marine...LOL!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2007, 03:41:22 PM »
Thank you for clearing that up. Oh and i hope she never makes it.
I don't have bad english you just don't listen.

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