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Offline Techno

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You might be......
« on: April 24, 2007, 12:37:58 AM »
YOU MIGHT BE A DOG MAN IF.....

... if you have ever bathed with Flea and Tick shampoo.

... if you have ever been involved in a custody battle over a dog.

... if animal control calls for back up when they come to your house.

... if you bring your dog to work with you.

... if your favorite dogs tombstone is bigger than your grandfathers.

... if you have ever came home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in your dog was loose and had found the dog in the mirror, time 2:14.

... if your dog cost more than the truck you drive.

... if your coffee table is a dog crate.

... if you have more photos in your wallet of your dog than of your wife.

... if your wife says it's me or the dogs and you pick the dogs.

... if your dog feed bill is as much as your mortgage.

... if your dog sleeps with you more than your wife.

... if your idea of wall decorations in the living room is trophies, ribbons, and dog pictures.

... if the mag to read beside the toilet is a dog mag.

(take the following to heart, they are not jokes)

... if you are not afraid to defend our dogs in an intelligent manner.

... if you take proper care of your dogs.

... if you never forget that you can always learn.

... if you can be honest with yourself about your dogs.

... if you can be honest with others.

... if when asked for advice no matter how dumb the question give straight answers. We were all young and dumb at one time. Help educate each other and we will all have better dogs for it.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 03:17:47 AM »
... if when asked for advice no matter how dumb the question give straight answers. We were all young and dumb at one time. Help educate each other and we will all have better dogs for it.
I feel sorry for the poor sob that asks me for advice  it would be the blind leadin the dumb ;D
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 02:10:08 PM »
YOU MIGHT BE A DOG MAN IF.....

... if you have ever bathed with Flea and Tick shampoo.

... if animal control calls for back up when they come to your house.

... if your dog feed bill is as much as your mortgage.


I think the ones above REALLY apply to Plott. ;D
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In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
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Re: You might be......
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2007, 03:16:46 PM »
bring the dog to work..........check
coffee table dog crate..........check
no ribbons, or trophies, or a high priced dog,though.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 05:36:16 PM »
hahah i took mine to work with me once, went on a call, and he didnt like the guy started snarling and spitting through the window.. i told the guy funny he only does that with crackheads.. guy just walked away rather fast... but he was brought home in the work truck..  the rest of those i plead the 5th on cause i aint telling... damn dog crate cost more than the truck i drive) hahah
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Re: You might be......
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2007, 06:26:18 PM »
Actually BC I never have used flea and tick shampoo in the bath But if animal control showed up they would definetly need back up :twisted: and the feed bill is 3/4 of the mortage
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2007, 08:35:04 PM »
Maybe 3 DO NOT apply to me LOL!

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2007, 08:45:55 PM »
Actually BC I never have used flea and tick shampoo in the bath But if animal control showed up they would definetly need back up :twisted: and the feed bill is 3/4 of the mortage

Don't lie Plott.  You know when you got home from John's house, you broke out the flea and tick shampoo! ;D
The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 08:13:57 AM »
Don't lie Plott.  You know when you got home from John's house, you broke out the flea and tick shampoo! ;D
Nope that would mean I actualy showered since then but it aint the first of the month yet ;D
It takes patience to break a good hound. Ya gotta be persistent and it helps to be a lil smarter then the dog.

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Re: You might be......
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2007, 11:48:50 AM »
Nope that would mean I actualy showered since then but it aint the first of the month yet ;D


We got a heck of a rain storm last night...It had to come from the west. I know I smelled Adams  ;D ;D ;D

 


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