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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2007, 11:41:19 AM »
On the Mississippi River near home here we used to have a spot we caught huge bullheads one right after another. The cove where we caught them had tall leafy water plants growing. Since then the plants disappeared and so did the big bullheads.  :'( 
Some years ago my wife and I were fishing there with a pal in his 18' jonboat. Our pal was using a catfish rubber dip worm dipped in gawd-awful smelling slimy stink bait, fishing for channel cats. My wife and I were using worms and fishing for bullheads.
My pal Ron was at the stern fishing on the back seat, I was fishing from the middle seat, and my wife was fishing off the bow platform when I heard Ron exclaim his coffee tasted like sh*t.
I looked over at him and cracked up. He had stink bait running down his chin and the nasty stuff was all over his lips and the thermos cup.
I busted out laughing while Ron was just giving me a stupid look and asked me what the *$#%&**$ was so funny. I was laughing so hard I couldn't get any words out. He repeated his question and that made me laugh even harder. Finally I got in enough words to the effect my wife to look. She busted out laughing and Ron continued his dumb look and remarks.
Finally, I choked out the words, "Your cup! Your cup"! Ron looked at cup, saw the nasty stuff smeared all over his cup, and quick as he could, hung his head over the side of the boat. It was disgusting to listen to him empty his guts.
The next thing I heard him say, "You did that! You did that"! Evidentally what he had done was accidentally swat his charged rubber worm against his cup as he was fishing. He is pretty sloppy with the stuff and usually has the stuff smeared all over his end of the boat. For the rest of the day he kept whining about the terrible taste in his mouth and the smell. River water without soap makes it impossible to wash off the stuff.  ;D

;D ;D ;D I laughed so hard at that! Poor guy... better him than me, though. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2007, 02:37:36 PM »
I have now laughed so hard my stomach has hurt 3 times today from this site.Forget comedy central ;D ;D

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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 06:11:34 PM »
That same guy, Ron, decided to cut a tree that was blocking part of our view in the duck blind. He dropped the tree right on his dad. A couple of days later he and his dad were headed home from duck hunting when Ron dozed off while driving and the truck ended up in the ditch. His dad was then convinced his son was out to kill him.
Another time Ron asked me where he could go to sight in his slug gun before deer season. The weather at the time was raining and cold. I told him of a place to go where he could park his truck and just shoot out of the window.
A couple of hours later he call me and was mad as h*ll, blaming me for a shattered passinger door window in his truck. It seems the knucklehead rolled the passinger side window part way down, rested the forearm of the shotgun on the top of the window, and shot. The shotgun forearm shattered his window.  :roll:
We had many close calls while hunting and fishing with Ron. The guy is a jinix.
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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 05:11:17 PM »
Well, at least he thought to roll it down at all. ;D
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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 01:06:12 AM »
The bullhead is Iowa's state fish, don't go bringing Minnesota into this  :knuppel2

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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2007, 07:13:06 PM »
no, the iowa state fish is a cormorant.

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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2007, 10:27:41 AM »
The bullhead is Iowa's state fish, don't go bringing Minnesota into this  :knuppel2
  ;D  ;D Well, we know tha gar is Minnesota's state fish.  ;D Your ex-govenor Jesse Ventura is a master of Iowa jokes.  O0 I wish he would come here and be our govenor.
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Re: 2 bullheads
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2007, 09:34:09 AM »
The bullhead is Iowa's state fish, don't go bringing Minnesota into this  :knuppel2
  ;D  ;D  ;D Ha ha. The state bird of Minnesota is the mosquito.
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