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old john andrews rooster
« on: October 07, 2007, 08:47:28 PM »
 :twisted:John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called
"pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job  was to fertilize the
eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't
perform went into the  soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a
set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from
a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he
could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a
very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular
morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
all!

John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer  John's
amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.  He'd
sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the
Boone County  Fair and Butch became an overnight
sensation among the judges. The result...

The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet Surprise
as well.

Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who
else but a politician could figure out how to win
two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
populace and screwing them when they weren't
paying attention.

« Last Edit: October 07, 2007, 08:49:10 PM by catfishsr »
NONE STAND AS TALL AS THE PERSON WHO BENDS OVER TO HELP A CHILD.

 


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