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Offline Techno

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'So, when I start?'
« on: February 27, 2008, 01:57:47 PM »
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire
him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said.
'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And
proceeds to draw three trees.




'What's this?' the boss asks


'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make
nine,' says the Cajun.

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'


The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks
up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
'Ere you go.'










The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth
do you get that to represent 99?'



'Each of da trees is dirty now.. So, it's dirty tree,
and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to
actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question.
Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'


The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks
up the picture e again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and
says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'








The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if
you think that represents a hundred!'

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at
the base of each tree and says, 'A little dog come along and crap by each
tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.'

'So, when I start?'

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Re: 'So, when I start?'
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 03:15:15 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D O0

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Re: 'So, when I start?'
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 09:11:29 PM »
That's good, even better cause I have met a Cajun that does speak like that!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 'So, when I start?'
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 10:04:01 AM »
  ;D ;D ;D That's funny!
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Re: 'So, when I start?'
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 07:36:00 PM »
Just like being in the classroom  :D :D :D :D
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