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Offline catfishsr

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you never know
« on: June 07, 2008, 12:08:25 AM »
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up.  Sam wasn't concerned; he thought Bill might have a cold
or some urgent appointment.  But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really
got worried.  However,since Sam didn't know where Bill lived  (the only time they ever
got together was at the park)  he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

After a month had passed, Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill.  On his next visit to
the park, however, Bill was sitting on their usual bench waiting for him.

Amazed and delighted, Sam exclaimed,  ''For crying out loud Bill, what in the world
happened to you?''

Bill replied, ''I've been in jail.'

''Jail?'' cried Sam.  ''You?!  What on earth for?''

''Well,''  Bill said,  ''you know Sue,  that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?''

''Yes,'' said Sam,  ''I remember her.  What about her?''

''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me.  At age 89, I was so proud that
when I got into court, I pleaded  ''guilty.''

''The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''
NONE STAND AS TALL AS THE PERSON WHO BENDS OVER TO HELP A CHILD.

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Re: you never know
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 06:15:01 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A fella has to keep his pride intact.
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Re: you never know
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 01:52:07 PM »
John tried the same thing once, except he was convicted of: "Assault with a Dead Weapon"
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Re: you never know
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 03:47:09 PM »
John tried the same thing once, except he was convicted of: "Assault with a Dead Weapon"
Bet the judge sentenced him to a month of viagra too!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: you never know
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 02:09:10 AM »
you can't trust anyone over 89 anyways.
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Re: you never know
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 06:29:20 AM »
I get no respect.
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Re: you never know
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 12:02:16 PM »
I get no respect.

No no, those of you at 189 are back on the + side of the respect scale  ;D :twisted:

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Re: you never know
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 05:34:24 PM »
Back in the day when I was 189 and still very young, I tell ya what, ..................!
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