If ya wondered..............

[Juandogg]

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what AB is doin well he is "workin"


if yer lucky he will get on here and tell yall the story      its AWESOME 

[John Andrews]

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Wow! BIG TUSKER! Thanks for posting it, plott. 
Where ya be, AB?

[Juandogg]

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hey JA alex said there was anyother bout the same size runnin with this one and its got yer name written all over it. The only condition is that ya gotta make it fair fer the hog and only use yer teeth and hands 

[Gutpiles]

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Awesome pics!  I love the way the dog has the "Yep, I did this" look on his face!   

[Juandogg]

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That dog also has the dang that was close look cause he now has a inch and half cut on his sack                              Hows that fer almost bein castarated

[John Andrews]

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hey JA alex said there was anyother bout the same size runnin with this one and its got yer name written all over it. The only condition is that ya gotta make it fair fer the hog and only use yer teeth and hands 

Doesn't sound difficult at all. The hard part is stuffing that live critter into the gunny sack. I have a couple of real sharp canines that gives me a good hold. 

That dog also has the dang that was close look cause he now has a inch and half cut on his sack                              Hows that fer almost bein castarated

On second thought, I think I'll just shoot the hog. 

[John Andrews]

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I had the pleasure of talking to the real hound man plott again on the phone this weekend. 
While talking to a very inspirational plott, I decided the best way to dispatch an onery tusker while being persued by the critter  is to just run by plott and let plott have his way with the crazed critter with his stick knife.  And, hope plott scores instead of the hog scoring. 
That is, if there aren't any easy climbing trees or a ladder closer than plott.

Plott has been hanging out with the famous AB, a true death defying adventure character right out of the dime novels. I can imagine those two rascals, I mean, gentlemen, tag teaming a big tusker amid a pack of buzzsaw toothed hog dogs with wolf pack attutude.

I can imagine their conversation. Plott says to AB, "Man, that was a blast! AB, you wanna go get stitched up to stop all that bleeding, or what"? AB says, "Your ain't much to look at either, with your shredded carcass. Hey, I just found your ear on the ground by my foot. Just hold still, I'll have it sewed back on before we get on the next chase before dark".

AB carries a lightweight first aid kit consisting of two big harness needles and several feet of catgut. AB's skill with field stitching has no equal, I hear from good sources. On their last outing, he played a joke on plott, sewing plott's ear back on upside down. Plott just laughed and had AB rip the ear off and sew it back on correctly before their next hog chase a few minutes later.

One time AB sewed up plott with the stitching scar saying, AB WAS HERE!  Included was the old WW2 cartoon "Kilroy was here !", along with a map of Texas and the American flag. Plott said that sewing job cut into a whole half hour of good hunting daylight.

[Juandogg]

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Aww JA ya got it wrong we dont use stitches they take to long  STAPLE GUN much quicker and AB cant screw that up

[John Andrews]

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Aww JA ya got it wrong we dont use stitches they take to long  STAPLE GUN much quicker and AB cant screw that up

Oh, that's right, AB modernized his first aid proceedures a while back...... KACHAK KACHAK KACHAK KACHAK, KACHAK, KACHAK, done!  Plott says novocain is for sissies.

[AB]

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I think next time I am going to staple plott's tongue to his backside...then he will look like he is supposed to!