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Offline Nuss

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Reason for a Redneck Vasectomy
« on: July 11, 2008, 08:49:32 PM »
Redneck Vasectomy

An Illinois couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor gladly explained the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the decision.
Why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither one of them could speak Spanish.
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Re: Reason for a Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 09:24:18 PM »
Oye yo me resiento que usted pazguato

Offline goclimbarock007

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Re: Reason for a Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 11:21:02 PM »
No hablo espanol.

Un momento, estoy hablando espanol!

Me gusta pollo! Los pesos viven en el rio. Soy el peguino de la muerte!

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I don't speak Spanish.

One moment, I'm speaking Spanish!

I like chicken! The fish live in the river. I am the penguin of death! ;D :uglystupid2

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Re: Reason for a Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2008, 08:51:52 AM »
 :roll:  ;D  ;D ;D ;D
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