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Offline Ks_Sniper

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Devil's Advocate
« on: July 17, 2008, 10:06:46 PM »
So on another site I visit, they started this thread that is a lot of fun and I wanted to see how folks liked something similar here.

The rules are simple. You take the previous poster's wish and turn it into the worst case scenario. Then you wish for something yourself. I'll give an example.

Me: I wish there were more elk tags issued here in Utah.

You: Granted, but now the population of elk has dropped so low that it is placed on the endangered species list.

And then you offer up your own wish for somebody to corrupt. :evil:

I'll start...


I wish the cost of lead was as low as it was in the early twentieth century.

Alright folks... bring it... :knuppel2 O0
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 03:29:25 AM »
Sorry, but the world is about to run out of lead in 3 days. (doesn't have to be factual right?)

I wish there was some steak and lobster sitting in front of me instead of cheetos.
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 10:21:33 AM »
Granted, but with you shackled to the wall, all you can do is sit there and watch the rats eat your last meal.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 12:36:01 PM »
The subarctic temperatures have killed off all animals.

I wish Peta lost all it's money and closed it's doors. O0

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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 05:47:08 PM »
Granted. PETA was absorbed into ALF and fire bombings are at an all-time high.

I wish gravity was an optional law of physics.
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 11:10:23 PM »
Granted, and every time you urinate you'll get it in your eye. ;D
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 12:31:52 AM »
Ok I get the game now.

Granted, but all of you joined a crazy little house on the praire polygamist sect in the embarassing state of Utah.

I wish I was off probation.
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2008, 12:34:21 AM »
Granted: but I hooked up with her and now I'm driving your truck:
I wish I had a different truck!

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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 12:39:49 AM »
You had a different truck, but due to new emissions regulations and even higher fuel prices, you cannot drive it anymore.


I wish....GP overthrew all the anti's!
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Re: Devil's Advocate
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 12:52:17 AM »
No fair, Lady T. There's no downside to that. :evil:

Granted, but now GP is serving 6 consecutive life sentences for assasinating people.

I wish Hollywood would make movies out of whatever books I choose.
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