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Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« on: October 28, 2008, 06:29:50 PM »
 
 
 
 
 
The Indian With One Testicle
 
 
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
 
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
 
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
 
 
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
 
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
 
again I will kill them!'
 
 
The word got around and nobody called
 
him that any more.
 
 
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
 
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
 
jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into
 
the forest where he made love to her all day and
 
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
 
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
 
 
The word got around that Onestone meant what
 
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
 
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
 
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
 
away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
 
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
 
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
 
 
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
 
 
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
 
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
 
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
 
 
 
 
 
Why ???
 
 
 
 
 
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
 
 
 
 
 
Think about it !!!
 
 
 
 
You're going to love this !!!
 
 
 
 
 
Everyone knows...
 
You can't kill Two Birds
 
with OneStone !!!
 
 
 
 
 

 
     
 
"Stop telling God how big your storm is.
Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!"

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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2008, 06:45:34 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D O0 O0 O0 O0 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 08:57:45 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D I bet I know where you got that joke!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 02:12:40 PM »
LOL.      So does he only use half a loin cloth?  jk jk jk
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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008, 09:24:48 AM »
 :roll: I get no respect!  ;D
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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 10:05:02 PM »
:roll: I get no respect!  ;D
And considering who started this thread, a regular rascal CN!  ;D
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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 10:07:40 PM »
Least you have ONE stone there John. Some of us have to borrow em back from the ol lady every once in a while! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 09:30:49 AM »
 ;D WOW I can't beleive you admitted that in front of the guys TN.  ;D
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Re: Just for John Andrews A.K.A. J.A. Onestone
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 09:34:13 AM »
;D WOW I can't beleive you admitted that in front of the guys TN.  ;D
  ;D O0
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