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Offline Big58cal

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
« on: January 20, 2009, 02:05:38 PM »
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

The only purpose of bread is to hold meat!

John Andrews Is My Hero!

In all seriousness, the Marlin is a great rifle, too. I own a Model 60, one of the best rifles ever made.
Brownings are nice, but in terms of quality AND accuarcy AND ruggedness, it's hard to beat the Marlin.
California sucks that's it.

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Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 02:07:50 PM »
  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D That is funny!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D
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