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"An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« on: March 13, 2009, 04:22:29 PM »

Three brothers married wives from different states.

The first brother married a woman from Texas . He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he
came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second brother married a woman from Minnesota . He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge
dinner on the table.

The third brother married a girl from OKLAHOMA . He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

 


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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 04:24:41 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 05:35:07 PM »
So i take it his idea of loadin the dishwasher aint gettin the wife drunk either then  ;D
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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 07:19:04 PM »
LOL, that sounds like a western NC girl!!! ;D ;D

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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2009, 07:37:24 PM »
 >:( That Okie chick needs to learn her place!

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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2009, 09:52:39 PM »
hey nOn why dont ya teach her the proper place  :twisted: ;D ;D
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Re: "An OKLAHOMA Wife"
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 11:56:35 PM »
hey nOn why dont ya teach her the proper place  :twisted: ;D ;D

He is still recovering from that wicked black eye ;D

 


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