Hey now ya know the reason they hang them signs up is to keep the resta ya outta there I cant help it my hounds cant read
Hey, I know they CAN read! I saw one of them reading the dogfood bag's contents and pointing out the filler ingredients. Another was nodding his head in agreement.
I also watched them reading blueprints for a new barn and drafting plans for the Mars Project.
Besides that, they are too good at poker, chess and checkers. Rascals give me a real run for my money. They sucker me and let me win a couple of hands of poker, then hammer me.
Besides, your plott hound is a sore loser when he loses a hand. He doesn't have to snarl and growl and carry on like that.

Do me a favor, don't teach them how to play pool, plott.